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When I woke up this morning I was feelin'' fine**lf**But this cat starts banging man what a swine.**lf**So I called reception but to no avail**lf**That''s why I''m telling you this sorry tale.**lf**It went bang - I said shut up**lf****lf**It went bang - I said rap up.**lf**Well I''m aware that the guy must do his work**lf**But the piledriver man drove me berserk.**lf**He said captain**lf**I said wot**lf****lf**He said captain**lf**I said wot**lf****lf**He said captain**lf**I said wot**lf****lf**He said captain**lf**I said wot d''ya want**lf****lf**Once a lifetime**lf**twice a day**lf**If you don''t work you get no pay.**lf****lf**I been to the east**lf**I been to the west**lf****lf****lf**But the girls I like best are the ones undressed.**lf****lf**Well**lf**hello Adam**lf**where you been?**lf**I said a''stand aside ''cause I''m feelin'' mean**lf****lf****lf**I''ve had a gutful of you and I''m feelin'' bad**lf**''Cause you''re an ugly old pirate and ain''t I glad.**lf**He said captain**lf**I said wot**lf**. . .**lf**He said captain**lf**I said wot**lf**. . .