Lyrics:

When I woke up this morning I was feelin'' fineBut this cat starts banging man what a swine.So I called reception but to no availThat''s why I''m telling you this sorry tale.It went bang - I said shut upIt went bang - I said rap up.Well I''m aware that the guy must do his workBut the piledriver man drove me berserk.He said captainI said wotHe said captainI said wotHe said captainI said wotHe said captainI said wot d''ya wantOnce a lifetimetwice a dayIf you don''t work you get no pay.I been to the eastI been to the westBut the girls I like best are the ones undressed.Wellhello Adamwhere you been?I said a''stand aside ''cause I''m feelin'' meanI''ve had a gutful of you and I''m feelin'' bad''Cause you''re an ugly old pirate and ain''t I glad.He said captainI said wot. . .He said captainI said wot. . .