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I wanna be a lawyerDoctor or professorA member of the UMCI want an air conditionerCottage on the riverAnd all the money I can seeI wanna drive a LincolnSpend my evenings drinkingThe very best burgandyI want a yacht for sailingPrivate eye for tailingMy wife if She's a bit too freeI've been told ever since a boythat's what one aught to beA part of the UMCI want a pool to swim inFancy suits to dress inSome stock in GM and GEAn office in the citySecretary prettyWho'll take dictation on my kneeI want a paid vacationDon't want to have to rationA thing with anyone but meAnd if there's war or faminePromise I'll examineThe details if they're on TVI'll pretend to be liberal but I'll still support the GOP,As part of the UMCI wanna be a lawyerDoctor or professorA member of the UMC