Lyrics:

Look everyone, he''s coming through the doors**lf**BRILLIANT he didn''t even open them**lf**He''s here**lf**Quick rik do the speech**lf**Hey kids, stop snogging and pay attention to me**lf**Coz if you''re a wild eyed loner**lf**standing at the gates of oblivion**lf**Then hitch a ride with us,**lf**cuz we''re on the last freedom**lf**moped out of nowhere city**lf**And we haven''t even told our parents**lf**what time we''ll be back**lf**So pull on your dancing trousers**lf**and get down to the total and utter king**lf**of rock''n''roll**lf**CLIFF RICHARD**lf**Got myself a cryin'', talkin'', sleepin'',**lf**walkin'', livin'' doll**lf**Got to do my best to please her just**lf**cos she''s a livin'' doll**lf**Got a rovin'' eye and that is why she satisfies my soul**lf**I got the one and only walkin'' talkin'' livin'' doll**lf****lf**O.K guys, ready Viv**lf**Completely ready when you are Shaky**lf**Neil**lf**Does anybody know where the toilets are**lf**Mike**lf**Does all this money really have to go to charity**lf**Yes it does michael, hi Cliff it''s me**lf**Who are you**lf**Great joke your majesty**lf****lf**Got myself a cryin'', talkin'', sleepin'',**lf**walkin'', livin'' doll (livin doll)**lf**Got to do my best to please her just**lf**cos she''s a livin'' doll (livin doll)**lf**I got a rovin'' eye and that is**lf**why she satisfies my soul**lf**(fies my soul) (fies my soul?)**lf**(Yes Vivien it''s raunchy)**lf**I got the one and only walkin'' talkin'' livin'' doll**lf**Shut up guys**lf**What does this button do**lf**Take a look at her hair, it''s real**lf**If you don''t believe what I say, just feel**lf**(Do I know this girl)**lf**I''m gonna lock her up in a trunk so no big hunk**lf**Can steal her away from me (Get down) Got myself a cryin'', talkin'', sleepin'',**lf**walkin'', livin'' doll**lf**Hey Cliff I''ve just invented a great new sound**lf**Got to do my best to please her just**lf**cos she''s a livin'' doll (Settle down chaps)**lf**Got a rovin'' eye and that is why she satisfies my soul**lf**I got the one and only walkin'' talkin'' livin'' doll**lf**OK daddio lay the next funky bit on me**lf**He means what happens now Cliff**lf**The instrumental break**lf**Great Cliff which instruments do you want us to break**lf**Piano**lf**Violin**lf**Didgereedoo**lf**Vivien''s trousers**lf**Rik''s head**lf**Yeah ugh ugh Neil''s head**lf**Cliff''s head**lf**NO NO**lf****lf**Well take a look at her hair, it''s real**lf**If you don''t believe what I say, just feel**lf**I''m gonna lock her up in a trunk so no big hunk**lf**Can steal her away from me**lf****lf**I still feel locking her up**lf**in a trunk is politically unsound**lf**It''s only a song Rik**lf**Well I feel sorry for the elephant**lf****lf**Got myself a cryin'', talkin'', sleepin'',**lf**walkin'', livin'' doll**lf**Got to do my best to please her**lf**just cos she''s a livin'' doll**lf**(All right guys, harmonies now)**lf**Got a rovin'' eye and that is why she satisfies my soul**lf**I got the one and only walkin'' talkin'' livin'' doll**lf**Oohhoohhoohh**lf**I got the one and only walkin'' talkin'' livin'' doll**lf**Can I go now**lf**Er yes thanks Cliff, bye**lf**Right kids if you don''t buy this record**lf**then you''re an utter utter utter utter utter