Lyrics:

(Strummerjones)**lf****lf**the Offered Me The Office, Offered Me The**lf**shop**lf**they Said I''d Better Take Anything They''d Got**lf**do You Wanna Make Tea At The Bbc**lf**do You Wanna Be, Do You Really Wanna Be A Cop**lf****lf**career Opportunities Are The Ones That Never Knock**lf**every Job They Offer You Is To Keep You Out The Dock**lf**career Opportunity, The Ones That Never Knock**lf****lf**i Hate The Army An'' I Hate The R.a.f.**lf**i Don''t Wanna Go Fighting In The Tropical Heat**lf**i Hate The Civil Service Rules**lf**and I Won''t Open Letter Bombs For You**lf****lf**bus Driver....ambulance Man....ticket Inspector**lf****lf**they''re Gonna Have To Introduce Conscription**lf**they''re Gonna Have To Take Away My Prescription**lf**if They Wanna Get Me Making Toys**lf**if They Wanna Get Me, Well, I Got No Choice**lf****lf**careers**lf**careers**lf**careers**lf****lf**ain''t Never Gonna Knock