Lyrics:

I want to tell you
I might as well do
About a girl I met back in May
Her name is Rita
And you should see her
When she goes
Ooh-wakka-doo-wakka-day

She's got a brother
Like any other
Who got his nose caught
Inside a gate
And when they freed him
It so relieved him
He just went
Ooh-wakka-doo-wakka-day

You wouldn't think to look at me that I was strong
But underneath it all I really am
And just to prove it why only the other day
I picked a needle up with one hand

Now up in Bradford
A chap named Radford
While taking part in a local play
Was intercepted and then suspected
Of going ooh-wakka-doo-wakka-day

Who's that lady I saw you with?
It was not your wife
It looked to me suspiciously
Like someone I have never seen before in my life
Do do de do...

It's not surprising when you come to think of it
Just what it is that makes people swear
You only have to sing the wrong bleepin' thing
And there'll be bleeping every bleeping where

Now if you love me
You're not above me
And if you don't well
What can I say
Except we'll see when
You come to tea then
You can go
Ooh-wakka-doo-wakka, ooh-wakka-doo-wakka
Ooh, wakka-doo, wakka-day