Lyrics:

You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht**lf**Your hat strategically dipped below one eye**lf**Your scarf it was apricot**lf**You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte**lf**And all the girls dreamed that they''d be your partner**lf**They''d be your partner, and...**lf****lf**You''re so vain, you probably think this song is about you**lf**You''re so vain, I''ll bet you think this song is about you**lf**Don''t you? Don''t You?**lf****lf**You had me several years ago when I was still quite naive**lf**Well you said that we made such a pretty pair**lf**And that you would never leave**lf**But you gave away the things you loved and one of them was me**lf**I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee**lf**Clouds in my coffee, and...**lf****lf**You''re so vain, you probably think this song is about you**lf**You''re so vain, I''ll bet you think this song is about you**lf**Don''t you? Don''t You? Don''t You?**lf****lf**I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee**lf**Clouds in my coffee, and...**lf****lf**You''re so vain, you probably think this song is about you**lf**You''re so vain, I''ll bet you think this song is about you**lf**Don''t you? Don''t You?**lf****lf**Well I hear you went up to Saratoga and your horse naturally won**lf**Then you flew your lear jet up to Nova Scotia**lf**To see the total eclipse of the sun**lf**Well you''re where you should be all the time**lf**And when you''re not you''re with**lf**Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend**lf**Wife from a close friend, and...**lf****lf**You''re so vain, you probably think this song is about you**lf**You''re so vain, I''ll bet you think this song is about you**lf**Don''t you? Don''t You? Don''t you?**lf****lf**You''re so vain, you probably think this song is about you**lf**You''re so vain, I''ll bet you think this song is about you