Lyrics:

''One Monkey Don''t Stop No Show''**lf****lf**You know I got a letter from a friend of mine**lf**In Newcastle-Upon-a''Tyne the other day**lf**He said to me ''Eric I heard you''ve been havin'' some trouble down in the smoke with the girls''**lf**He said ''You wanna catch that flyin'' Scotsman back up here to Newcastle,**lf**''Cause we''ve got enough females to go around up here**lf**And I can figure you can find yourself a little somethin''**lf**And because people around here don''t go away stealin'' each others loved ones away from one another,**lf**Like they do down there in the smoke''**lf**He also said in the letter that, ah,**lf**Things don''t happen like that here on Tyne**lf**And I believed every word he said, now**lf**Things don''t happen like that here on Tyne**lf**One more thing he told me now**lf**Things don''t happen like that here on Tyne**lf**He said to me babe**lf**Things don''t happen like that here on Tyne**lf**He said, all right, all right**lf**So I''m sayin'' to you who are listen''**lf**If you''ve been unlucky in love**lf**And you''ve lost somebody love**lf**And you hear a voice that comes to you in the middle of the night and says**lf**It says I want you to get on up**lf**Listen to me,**lf**I want you to get on up and find yourself another one**lf**If your havin'' breakfast one morning and out from behind the teapot a little voice says,**lf**Listen, Hey! I want you to get on up now**lf**If your out in the mornin'' on your job**lf**And a voice come to you on your job and says,**lf**Get up! Get Up!**lf**And you know its not the foreman**lf**Its a little voice that says**lf**You wanna get up and walk ...(?) women**lf**Go on and find yourself somebody**lf**That''s what you''d better do.**lf**Because I''ll tell you one thing**lf**There''s one thing I found out**lf**One thing I found out**lf**Took me a long time to find it out**lf**Yeah it took me a long time to find out**lf**But I, .think I got it now**lf**Oh yeah..**lf**One monkey don''t stop no show**lf**Yes, its true baby**lf**One monkey don''t stop no show**lf**Don''t let one monkey stop up your show**lf**One monkey don''t stop no show**lf**One monkey don''t stop no show**lf**