Lyrics:

''One Monkey Don''t Stop No Show''You know I got a letter from a friend of mineIn Newcastle-Upon-a''Tyne the other dayHe said to me ''Eric I heard you''ve been havin'' some trouble down in the smoke with the girls''He said ''You wanna catch that flyin'' Scotsman back up here to Newcastle,''Cause we''ve got enough females to go around up hereAnd I can figure you can find yourself a little somethin''And because people around here don''t go away stealin'' each others loved ones away from one another,Like they do down there in the smoke''He also said in the letter that, ah,Things don''t happen like that here on TyneAnd I believed every word he said, nowThings don''t happen like that here on TyneOne more thing he told me nowThings don''t happen like that here on TyneHe said to me babeThings don''t happen like that here on TyneHe said, all right, all rightSo I''m sayin'' to you who are listen''If you''ve been unlucky in loveAnd you''ve lost somebody loveAnd you hear a voice that comes to you in the middle of the night and saysIt says I want you to get on upListen to me,I want you to get on up and find yourself another oneIf your havin'' breakfast one morning and out from behind the teapot a little voice says,Listen, Hey! I want you to get on up nowIf your out in the mornin'' on your jobAnd a voice come to you on your job and says,Get up! Get Up!And you know its not the foremanIts a little voice that saysYou wanna get up and walk ...(?) womenGo on and find yourself somebodyThat''s what you''d better do.Because I''ll tell you one thingThere''s one thing I found outOne thing I found outTook me a long time to find it outYeah it took me a long time to find outBut I, .think I got it nowOh yeah..One monkey don''t stop no showYes, its true babyOne monkey don''t stop no showDon''t let one monkey stop up your showOne monkey don''t stop no showOne monkey don''t stop no show