Lyrics:

Remember when you ran away**lf**And I got on my knees and begged you**lf**Not to leave because I&ampapos;d go beserk?**lf**WELL,**lf****lf**You left me anyhow and**lf**Then the days got worse and worse**lf**And now you see I&ampapos;ve gone completely**lf**out of my mind**lf****lf**AND**lf****lf**(chorus 1):**lf**They&ampapos;re coming to take me away,**lf**Haha, they&ampapos;re coming to take me away,**lf**Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,**lf**To the funny farm**lf**Where life is beautiful all the time**lf**And I&ampapos;ll be happy to see**lf**Those nice young men**lf**In their clean white coats**lf**And they&ampapos;re coming to take me AWAY,**lf**HA HAAAA**lf****lf**You thought it was a joke,**lf**and so you LAUGHED, YOU LAUGHED!**lf**When I had said that losing you**lf**Would make me flip my lid,**lf****lf**RIGHT?**lf****lf**You know you laughed.**lf**I HEARD you laugh, you laughed**lf**And laughed and laughed**lf**And then you left,**lf**But now you know I&ampapos;m utterly mad**lf****lf**AND**lf****lf**(chorus 2):**lf**They&ampapos;re coming to take me away,**lf**Haha, they&ampapos;re coming to take me away,**lf**Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,**lf**To the happy home with trees and flowers**lf**And chirping birds and basket weavers**lf**Who sit and smile and**lf**Twiddle their thumbs and toes**lf**And they&ampapos;re coming to take me away,**lf**HAHAAAAAAAAA**lf****lf**I cooked your food,**lf**I cleaned your house,**lf**And this is how you pay me back**lf**For all my kind unselfish loving deeds**lf****lf**HUH?**lf****lf**Well, you just wait,**lf**They&ampapos;ll find you yet,**lf**And when they do, they&ampapos;ll put you in**lf**the ASPCA, you mangy MUTT,**lf****lf**AND**lf****lf**(chorus 1)**lf**(chorus 2)**lf**(chorus 1 trailing into mumbles in the distance)