Lyrics:

Remember when you ran awayAnd I got on my knees and begged youNot to leave because I&ampapos;d go beserk?WELL,You left me anyhow andThen the days got worse and worseAnd now you see I&ampapos;ve gone completelyout of my mindAND(chorus 1):They&ampapos;re coming to take me away,Haha, they&ampapos;re coming to take me away,Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,To the funny farmWhere life is beautiful all the timeAnd I&ampapos;ll be happy to seeThose nice young menIn their clean white coatsAnd they&ampapos;re coming to take me AWAY,HA HAAAAYou thought it was a joke,and so you LAUGHED, YOU LAUGHED!When I had said that losing youWould make me flip my lid,RIGHT?You know you laughed.I HEARD you laugh, you laughedAnd laughed and laughedAnd then you left,But now you know I&ampapos;m utterly madAND(chorus 2):They&ampapos;re coming to take me away,Haha, they&ampapos;re coming to take me away,Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,To the happy home with trees and flowersAnd chirping birds and basket weaversWho sit and smile andTwiddle their thumbs and toesAnd they&ampapos;re coming to take me away,HAHAAAAAAAAAI cooked your food,I cleaned your house,And this is how you pay me backFor all my kind unselfish loving deedsHUH?Well, you just wait,They&ampapos;ll find you yet,And when they do, they&ampapos;ll put you inthe ASPCA, you mangy MUTT,AND(chorus 1)(chorus 2)(chorus 1 trailing into mumbles in the distance)