Lyrics:

Alan Freeman: George, is it true that you're a connoisseur of the classics?

George: No, it's just a rumour, a rumour.

Alan: Just a rumour?

George: Hmm.

Alan: Did you enjoy singing 'Beethoven'?

George No. Been singing it for 28 years, now, you know.

Alan: For how long?

George: Twenty-eight years.

Alan: That's incredible. Could you manage one more performance?

George: Um, possibly.

Alan: Oh, go on, say, 'yes.'

George: Yes, thank you.