Lyrics:

Peter Percival Patterson had a pet pig named Porky**lf**This Pet Pig named Porky loved pie**lf**He loved pizza pie, pumpkin pie, pineapple pie, pizza pie, mince tarts**lf**and Peter Percival Patterson''s pet pig Porky loved**lf**Pie for breakefast, pie for lunch, pie in the afternoon and pie before he**lf**went to bed.**lf**Peter Percival Patterson''s pet pig Porky ate soo much pie,**lf**Do you know what he did?**lf**He popped.