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O''shea! O''shea! **lf**get Your Ass In Here Boy **lf**you Hear Me Calling You **lf**o''shea! **lf****lf**when I Was Young I Used To Hang With The Seventh Graders **lf**little Bad Motherfucker Playing Space Invaders **lf**fucking With The Girls In The Fourth Grade **lf**either Feeling On They Butts Or Pulling On They Braids **lf**walking With The Schoolhouse Bully **lf**by Doing That I Had A Lot Of Pull G **lf**cheating On Tests Making A Mess **lf**cussing Like A Sailor At Recess **lf**it Must A Been A Half Moon **lf**cause You''ll Catch Me Running Out The Little Girls'' Bathroom **lf**chewing On Good And Plenties **lf**got My Gamble On At Lunch Pitching Pennies **lf**yo I Was Living Like The Class Clown **lf**pulling All The Hokes, Making All The Jokes Man **lf**when You Young It''s Hard To See **lf**that It''s Wrong Throwing Rocks At The Rtd **lf**popping Out Your Window With A Bb Gun **lf**better Yet Knocking On Your Door And Run **lf**playing Hide-And-Go-Get-It For A Little Stank **lf**even Though I Was Still Shooting Blanks **lf**as Soon As The Dark Hit **lf**i Was Stealing Candy Out The Corner Market **lf**until I Got My Ass Whipped **lf**cause I Was Ten Years Old, Doing Dumb Shit **lf****lf**thirteen, That''s How Old I Was **lf**when My Jimmy Started Getting A Little Peach Fuzz **lf**and I Was Looking At Any Butt And Ass **lf**me And My Homies Started Cutting Class **lf**going Up To The High School **lf**looking For Any Bitch I Could Lie To **lf**tell Em I Was Older Than I Really Was **lf**smoked My First Joint And Got Really Buzzed **lf**that''s What A Mack''s Made Of **lf**but When I Got My First Piece Of Pussy I Fell In Love **lf**hard As A Rock The Long Way **lf**and Then I Put The Rubber On The Wrong Way **lf**but I Still Gotta Have It **lf**overexcited And Fucking Like A Jackrabbit **lf**goddamn I Was Hot **lf**a Virgin But I Still Knew How To Lay Pipe **lf**even Though The Hoe Worked Me **lf**i Still Knocked The Boots From Here To Albuquerque **lf**then The Shit Got Strange Money **lf**i Started Shaking And Jimmy Felt Funny **lf**then The Nut Came Gushing **lf**i Jumped Up Got Dressed And Start Pushing **lf**cause I Thought The Bitch Broke My Dick **lf**cause I Was Still Young Doing Dumb Shit **lf****lf**at 17 Got My First Volkswagon **lf**and Mastered The Life-Long Art Of Dragging **lf**to The Women In College **lf**hung Out With The Og''s And Got Some Street Knowledge **lf**breaking In Cars And All That **lf**hitting Punk Fools With A Baseball Bat **lf**fucking At A Real Fast Rate **lf**til They Said That I Might Not Graduate **lf**then I Said Fuck The Dumb Shit **lf**cause Pops''ll Fuck Me Up Quick **lf**if Things Continued **lf**so I Start Rapping About Shit I Been Through **lf**and I Got Real Good **lf**now I Look At All The Kids In The Neighborhood **lf**trying To Be Baby Macks **lf**doing Shit That I Did Seven Years Back **lf**going Through A Stage **lf**but Before They Can Grow Up They On The Front Page **lf**and They Mommas Is Having A Fit **lf**cause They Died Young Doing Dumb Shi