Lyrics:

Hey Ladies In The Place I''m Callin'' Out To Ya**lf**there Never Was A City Kid Truer And Bluer**lf**there''s More To Me Than You''ll Ever Know**lf**and I''ve Got More Hits Than Sadaharu Oh**lf**ton Thumb Tom Cushman Or Tom Foolery**lf**date Women On T.v. With The Help Of Chuck Woolery**lf**words Are Flowing Out Just Like The Grand Canyon**lf**and I''m Always Out Looking For A Female Companion**lf**i Threw The Lasso Around The Tallest One And Dragged Her To The Crib**lf**i Took Off Her Moccasins And Put On My Bib**lf**i''m Wheelin'' And Dealin'' I Make A Little Bit Of Stealing**lf**i''ll Bring You Back To The Place And Your Dress I''m Feeling**lf**your Body''s On Time And Your Mind Is Appealing**lf**staring At The Cracks Up There Upon The Ceiling**lf**some Such Nonsense Is The Bass That I''m Throwing**lf**talking To A Girl Telling Her I''m All Knowing**lf**she''s Talking To The Kid To The Who**lf**i''m Telling Here Every Lie That You Know That I Never Did**lf****lf**me In The Corner With A Good Looking Daughter**lf**i Dropped My Drawers And It Was Welcome Back Kotter**lf**we Were Cutting Up The Rug She Started Cutting Up The Carpet**lf**in My Apartment I Begged Her Please Stop It**lf**the Gift Of Gab Is The Gift That I Have**lf**and That Girl Ain''t Nothing But A Crab**lf**special At Woodman''s In Essex Mass**lf**educated No Stupid Yes**lf**and When I Say Stupid I Mean Stupid Fresh**lf**i''m Not James At 15 Or Chachi In Charge**lf**i''m Adam And I''m Adamant About Living Large**lf**with The White Sassoons And The Looks That Kill**lf**makin'' Love In The Back Of My Coupe De Ville**lf**i Met A Little Cutie She Was All Hopped Up On Zootie**lf**i Liked The Little Cutie But I Kicked Her In The Bootie**lf**cause I Don''t Kinda Go For That Messin'' Around**lf**you Be Listening To My Records'' A Number One Sound**lf**step To The Rhythm Step Step To The Ride**lf**i''ve Got An Open Mind So Why Don''t You All Get Inside**lf**tune In Tune On To My Tune That''s Live**lf**ladies Flock Like Bees To A Hive**lf****lf**she''s Got A Gold Tooth You Know She''s Hardcore**lf**she''ll Show You A Good Time Then She''ll Show You The Door**lf**break Up With Your Girl It Ended In Tears**lf**vincent Van Gogh And Mail That Ear**lf**i Call Her In The Middle Of The Night When I''m Drinking**lf**the Phone Booth On The Corner Is Damp And It''s Stinking**lf**she Said Come On Over It Was Me That She Missed**lf**i Threw That Trash Can Through Her Window Cause You Know I Got Dissed**lf**your Old Lady Left You And You Went Girls (X3) Insane**lf**you Blew Yourself Up In The Back Of The 6 Train**lf**take My Advice At Any Price A Gorilla Like Your Mother Is Mighty Weak**lf**sucking Down Pints Till I Didn''t Know**lf**woke Up In The Morning At The Won Ton Ho**lf**cause I Announce I Like Girls That Bounce**lf**with The Weight That Pays About A Pound Per Ounce**lf**girls With Curls And Big Long Locks**lf**and Beatnik Chicks Just Wearing Their Smocks**lf**walking High And Mighty Like She''s #1 And**lf**she Thinks She''s The Passionate One**lf**