Lyrics:

Welcome To The Place Where All The Creatures Meetthe Last Building To Your Left On A Dead-End Streetyoull Find Skeleton Bones Outside On The Pavementand Torture Chambers Down In The Basementcobwebs Hangin'' Over Your Headand Music Bein'' Played By The Grateful Deadand Spinnin'' On The Turntables Back To Backis No Other Than My Main Man Wolfman Jackthe M. C. Of The Night Rappin'' To The Tunesis The Creature From The Black Lagoonthere''s A Sign On The Door That Can''t Be Missedit Reads ''enterbut At Your Own Risk''''cause People Been Reported Goin'' In The Haunted Housebut Never Again Seen Comin'' Outyou Ask Me If It''s Trueill Leave It Up To Youhere''s An Invitei Hope I See You Tonightwe Sent Out Invitations For Weeks And Weekswe Invited In All Kinds Of Creepslike Dr. Jeykl And Mr. Hykethe Adams Family And The Monster Fivethe Invisible Manwhere Could He Be We Know He Got Inside The Party Freeone Of These Days They''re Gonna Catch Him Red-Handedif Not For Sneakin'' In Freefor Being A Booty Banditthe Bartender Was Cutebut Kinda Hairyand Dracula Was Killin'' Those Bloody Maryshe Got Drunk As A Skunkand Started Trouble All Nightbut Everybody Knew His Bark Was Worse Than His Biteit Was The Only Place For You To Bethe First 200 Witches In The Party Were Freeand All Was Well Until The Clock Struck 12everybody Jumped Up And Started Raisin'' Hellthey Were Screaming''they Were Breakin''they Were Foaming At The Mouthjust Minor Side Effects Of The Haunted Houseyou''ll Have Haunted Dreams In Your Sleepyou''ll Be Tossin'' And Turnin'' To The Funky Beatfrankenstein Was There With Some Crazy Little Chicki Think She Said Her Name Was ''voodoo An A Stick''she Had A Big Fat Head And A Skinny Bodyi Couldn''t Be Caught With Her Alonelet Alone At A Partyegor Was There With The Monster Crewi Seen Everybody There Except Youwhy Didn''t You Comeweren''t Yau Preparedor Could It Be That You Were Scaredit''s Just Not Fair That You Couldn''t Be Therebecause You Really Missed A Lot And I''m Tellin'' Youwe Really Brought The Place Down At The Haunted House Of Rock