Lyrics:

Welcome To The Place Where All The Creatures Meet**lf**the Last Building To Your Left On A Dead-End Street**lf**youll Find Skeleton Bones Outside On The Pavement**lf**and Torture Chambers Down In The Basement**lf**cobwebs Hangin'' Over Your Head**lf**and Music Bein'' Played By The Grateful Dead**lf**and Spinnin'' On The Turntables Back To Back**lf**is No Other Than My Main Man Wolfman Jack**lf**the M. C. Of The Night Rappin'' To The Tunes**lf**is The Creature From The Black Lagoon**lf**there''s A Sign On The Door That Can''t Be Missed**lf**it Reads ''enter**lf**but At Your Own Risk''**lf****lf**''cause People Been Reported Goin'' In The Haunted House**lf**but Never Again Seen Comin'' Out**lf**you Ask Me If It''s True**lf**ill Leave It Up To You**lf**here''s An Invite**lf**i Hope I See You Tonight**lf**we Sent Out Invitations For Weeks And Weeks**lf**we Invited In All Kinds Of Creeps**lf**like Dr. Jeykl And Mr. Hyke**lf**the Adams Family And The Monster Five**lf**the Invisible Man**lf**where Could He Be We Know He Got Inside The Party Free**lf**one Of These Days They''re Gonna Catch Him Red-Handed**lf**if Not For Sneakin'' In Free**lf**for Being A Booty Bandit**lf**the Bartender Was Cute**lf**but Kinda Hairy**lf****lf**and Dracula Was Killin'' Those Bloody Marys**lf**he Got Drunk As A Skunk**lf**and Started Trouble All Night**lf**but Everybody Knew His Bark Was Worse Than His Bite**lf**it Was The Only Place For You To Be**lf**the First 200 Witches In The Party Were Free**lf**and All Was Well Until The Clock Struck 12**lf**everybody Jumped Up And Started Raisin'' Hell**lf**they Were Screaming''**lf**they Were Breakin''**lf**they Were Foaming At The Mouth**lf****lf**just Minor Side Effects Of The Haunted House**lf**you''ll Have Haunted Dreams In Your Sleep**lf**you''ll Be Tossin'' And Turnin'' To The Funky Beat**lf**frankenstein Was There With Some Crazy Little Chick**lf**i Think She Said Her Name Was ''voodoo An A Stick''**lf**she Had A Big Fat Head And A Skinny Body**lf**i Couldn''t Be Caught With Her Alone**lf**let Alone At A Party**lf**egor Was There With The Monster Crew**lf**i Seen Everybody There Except You**lf**why Didn''t You Come**lf**weren''t Yau Prepared**lf****lf**or Could It Be That You Were Scared**lf**it''s Just Not Fair That You Couldn''t Be There**lf**because You Really Missed A Lot And I''m Tellin'' You**lf**we Really Brought The Place Down At The Haunted House Of Rock