Lyrics:

Dear Samuel
You've been employed by the band
You were originally employed
Just to give us a hand
And now you single-handedly
Destroyed our careers
So here's our gift to you, Samuel
Have a happy new year:
You're fired
You're fired
You're fired

Dear Gladstone
We've had a good year
So here's a gift from the band, my dear
So go on, blow out the candles
And leave the cake behind
And get the hell outta here, Gladstone
When you get, home, you'll find...
You've been fired!
You've been fired!
You've been fired!
So long!

Dear apes
It wasn't that bad
I've got a family:
Two dogs, and a dad
So I ask you sincerely
What it is I've done wrong
Thanks for the verse, though
In this excellent song...
Mary had a little lamb
And it got fired
Little Bo' Peep, she lost her sheep
'cause it got fired
Incy Wincy Spider climbed up the garden wall
'cause it got fired
Humpty Dumpty had a bad fall
'cause he got fired!
Mary had a little lamb
And it got fired
Little Bo' Peep, she lost her sheep
'cause it got fired

Incy Wincy Spider climbed up the garden wall
'cause it got fired
Humpty Dumpty had a bad fall
And he got fired!
You're so fired
You're so fired!
You're so fired
You're so fired!