Lyrics:

Thought I'd fix myself a few margaritas, much too strong
I had some trouble, get the first one down
And I come home from a rigorous tour
And she lays that fresh fruit down
And look out Charlie, there's a new bartender in town...

Said all the bullets hit way too many yemenis
Seems it all happened while the Embassy cameras went down
And Bill walks in with a smile on his face
Don't even know who's gonna wear his crown
And look out Charlie, there's a new bartender in town...

Someone said 'they hate us cause we don't even know why they hate us'
And I stood crying while the two tall sisters fell down
And poor young Georgie's got so much on his plate
He's gonna hafta bring the hardware down
Look out Charlie, there's a new bartender in town...

Yeah...a new bartender in town...