Lyrics:

Film festival is out of the question
Junior won't behave
'Adults only'...it was merely a suggestion
Junior won't behave
Say goodbye to the midnight creep
Say goodbye to fantastic sleep
Junior won't behave...Junior won't behave

It's gettin' edgy so I practice toleration
Junior won't behave
I offer money for a piece of conversation
Junior won't behave
Say goodbye to the castles and the towers
Say goodbye to a hundred thousand hours
Junior won't behave...Junior won't behave

Outside is the laughter, outside is the fire
Outside days are rollin' on by like a fast train...
In here's like the caged, weak willed and the aged
Outside life is rollin' on by like a place to somewhere

We hafta whisper while the king is sleepin' curled up
Junior won't behave
We can't disturb the one who's meant to shake the world up
Junior won't behave
Say goodbye to the midnight creep
Say goodbye to 'fantastic sleep'
Junior won't behave...Junior won't behave