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She Said ''it''s Just A Woman Thing'' And Pulled Out Of The Drive**lf**i Said Not To Worry I''m An Understanding Guy.**lf**i''ve Heard That When You Love Someone, You Gotta Let Em Go.**lf**she Hollered ''when I Find Myself You''ll Be The First To Know.''**lf**ooh No News**lf****lf**i Learned To Do The Laundry, Feed The Cat, And Clean The House.**lf**i Promised To Be Patient While She Worked Her Problems Out.**lf**when She Packed Her Bags, Her Destination Wasn''t Clear;**lf**but I Sensed That Her Intentions Were Honest And Sincere.**lf**ooh No News**lf****lf**she Could Telephone, Tell A Friend, Tell A Lie About Where She''s Been.**lf**send A Pigeon, Send A Fax; Write It On A Post-It Pad.**lf**send A Signal Up In Smoke, Tap It Out In Morse Code.**lf**i''d Prefer A Bad Excuse To No News**lf****lf**her Mama''s Been A Little Vague As To Her Whereabouts.**lf**her Sister Says ''i''m Certain Your Romance Is Headed South.''**lf**i Don''t Have A Single Doubt That She''s Still In Love;**lf**my Level Of Anxiety Is Just A Product Of**lf**ooh No News**lf****lf**she Could Telephone, Tell A Friend, Tell A Lie About Where She''s Been.**lf**send A Pigeon, Send A Fax; Write It On A Post-It Pad.**lf**send A Signal Up In Smoke, Tap It Out In Morse Code.**lf**i''d Prefer A Bad Excuse**lf****lf**she Missed Her Bus, Missed Her Plane; Surely This Can Be Explained.**lf**lost Her Car At The Mall; Got Locked In A Bathroom Stall.**lf**join A Colt, Join The Klan; On The Road With Pearl Jam.**lf**buried With The Grateful Dead; Came Back As A Parrot Head.**lf**got Derailed, Got De-Iced; Offered As A Sacrifice.**lf**fbi, Cia; If They''ve Seen Her They Ain''t Saying.**lf**no News**lf**still No News