Lyrics:

It''s not easy having yourself a good time**lf**Greasing up those bets and betters**lf**Watching out they don''t four-letter**lf**Fuck and kiss you both at the same time**lf**Smells-like something I''ve forgotten**lf**Curled up died and now it''s rotten**lf****lf**I''m not a gangster tonight**lf**Don''t want to be a bad guy**lf**I''m just a loner baby**lf**And now you''re gotten in my way**lf****lf**I can''t decide**lf**Whether you should live or die**lf**Oh, you''ll probably go to heaven**lf**Please don''t hang your head and cry**lf**No wonder why**lf**My heart feels dead inside**lf**It''s cold and hard and petrified**lf**Lock the doors and close the blinds**lf**We''re going for a ride**lf****lf**It''s a bitch convincing people to like you**lf**If I stop now call me a quitter**lf**If lies were cats you''d be a litter**lf**Pleasing everyone isn''t like you**lf**Dancing jigs until I''m crippled**lf**Slug ten drinks I won''t get pickled**lf****lf**I''ve got to hand it to you**lf**You''ve played by all the same rules**lf**It takes the truth to fool me**lf**And now you''ve made me angry**lf****lf**I can''t decide**lf**Whether you should live or die**lf**Oh, you''ll probably go to heaven**lf**Please don''t hang your head and cry**lf**No wonder why**lf**My heart feels dead inside**lf**It''s cold and hard and petrified**lf**Lock the doors and close the blinds**lf**We''re going for a ride**lf****lf**Oh I could throw you in the lake**lf**Or feed you poisoned birthday cake**lf**I wont deny I''m gonna miss you when you''re gone**lf**Oh I could bury you alive**lf**But you might crawl out with a knife**lf**And kill me when I''m sleeping**lf**That''s why**lf****lf**I can''t decide**lf**Whether you should live or die**lf**Oh, you''ll probably go to heaven**lf**Please don''t hang your head and cry**lf**No wonder why**lf**My heart feels dead inside**lf**It''s cold and hard and petrified**lf**Lock the doors and close the blinds**lf**We''re going for a ride