Lyrics:

{spoken thank you. we'd like to do something for you now.br /We haven't heard a girl sing it. and since it's so popular,br /We'd like to try and do it for you.br /We hope we remember all the words.{br /br /br /Oh, the shark has pearly teeth, dearbr /And he shows them, pearly whitebr /Just a jack knife has macheath, dearbr /And he keeps it out of sightbr /br /Oh, the shark bites with his teeth, dearbr /Scarlet billows start to spreadbr /Fancy gloves though, wears macheath dearbr /So there's not, not a trace of redbr /br /On a sunday, sunday morningbr /Lies a body, oozin' lifebr /Someone's sneaking 'round the cornerbr /Tell me could it be, could it be, could it bebr /Mack the knife? br /br /Oh, what's the next chorus? br /To this song, nowbr /This is the one, nowbr /I don't knowbr /But it was a swinging tunebr /And it's a hit tunebr /So we tried to do mack the knifebr /br /Ah, louis millerbr /Oh, something about cashbr /Yeah, miller, he was spending that trashbr /And macheath dear, he spends like a sailorbr /Tell me, tell me, tell mebr /Could that boy do, something rashbr /br /Oh bobby darin, and louis armstrongbr /They made a record, oh but they didbr /And now ella, ella, and her fellasbr /We're making a wreck, what a wreckbr /Of mack the knifebr /br /{louis armstrong imitationbr /Oh snookie taudry, bah bah bah nop do bo de dobr /Bah bah bah nop do bo de dobr /Just a jack knife has macheath, dearbr /And do bo bo bah bah bah nop do bo de do {br /br /So, you've heard itbr /Yes, we've swung itbr /And we tried tobr /Yes, we sung itbr /br /You won't recognize itbr /It's a surprise hitbr /This tune, called mack the knifebr /br /And so we leave you, in berlin townbr /Yes, we've swung old mackbr /We've swung old mack in townbr /For the darin fans,br /And for the louis armstrong fans, toobr /We told you look out, look out, look outbr /Old macheath's back in town