Lyrics:

She Had A Gap Between Her Two Front Teeth That You Could Drive A Truck Through**lf**breath Like A Trash Can Dumpster, That Would Kill You**lf**she Drove A 1973, Chevy Blazer**lf**and Her Legs Her Armpits Never Seen A Razor....**lf**she Had Curlers In Her Hair, Window Rolled Down**lf**dip Of Snuff, Spit On The Ground**lf**drunk As I Was That Woman Looked Good To Me........**lf****lf**now I Got This Burnin Sensation When I Pee**lf**when Im Standin In A Public Bathroom**lf**people Stop Take A Look At Me**lf****lf**i Got This Burnin Sensation When I Pee**lf****lf**i Got This Burnin Sensation When I Pee.. Oh Hay Hay**lf**i Got A Damn Good Feelin Your The One Who Gave It To Me**lf**i Got Creepy Crawly Crabs Crawlin All Over Me**lf**them Itchy Little Bastards Ya'' Just Cant Get ''em To Leave