Lyrics:

Maybe just because I was newly washed
Like brandon walsh you took notice of me
You thought I was a rockstar some gangster
Or a bowling star I don't believe you babe

You're not the only one who think I am a
Chiquita dude,.. well I'm afraid I'm not that rude

I took you to the a-house and even to the punkpalats
Those trips made you throw up and after a few nights
You took off to the holm of asps
That's where you belong

When it comes to you it's hard to have an open mind
So I just have one advice, say...

Walt jabsco, walt jabsco now that's what I call rude
.... he's the man he's a superdude