Lyrics:

Miss November Tuesday**lf**Bend your rubber rules**lf**Take your time, but don''t take**lf**Off your high heel shoes**lf**She''s in demand at dinner time (She''s in demand)**lf**She''s on the factory wall (She''s on the factory wall)**lf**And when the gentlemen retire (When they retire)**lf**Guess who''s in control?**lf**She blew your money on taking a cruise**lf**If that isn''t funny**lf**Well, watch out, teacher**lf**Oh, oh, when the chamber''s empty**lf**She said: ''Oh, oh, meet el Presidente.''**lf**Dress in flimsy clothing**lf**Use your lipstick line**lf**To cover fear and loathing**lf**With a pink disguise**lf**You never refuse when she lies back**lf**Put a stripe on the union and a star on the jack**lf**She''s on the case at dinner time (At dinner time)**lf**She''s on the evening news (She''s on the evening news)**lf**And if you dare step out of line (Step out of line)**lf**You''re going to be abused**lf**You may not like it**lf**You may not be scared**lf**But hell has no fury like a**lf**Young girl''s ego**lf**Oh, oh, when the chamber''s empty**lf**She said: ''Oh, oh, meet el Presidente.''**lf**You might adopt an attitude (Attitude)**lf**Look on the moral side (Looking on the moral side)**lf**But if police are after you (After you)**lf**Where''s the best place to hide?**lf**For this production**lf**They gave her a gun**lf**Ain''t no director**lf**So watch out, actors!**lf**Oh, oh, when the chamber''s empty**lf**She said: ''Oh, oh, meet el Presidente.''**lf**Oh, oh, when the chamber''s empty**lf**She said: ''Oh, oh, meet el Presidente.''