Lyrics:

Hello...Ooh, is Mary there?**lf**No, but**lf**Well, if you see Mary**lf**Will you tell her I called? **lf**Tell her that I love her**lf**And I''m sorry that''s all**lf**You see we had our very first quarrel today**lf**I got really angry and I slapped her face**lf**Now I''m sorry but what can I say**lf**I love her so much**lf**I can''t think straight**lf****lf**My name is Peggy and I know how you feel**lf**Same thing that happened to you did to me**lf**I was so upset I couldn''t sleep for a week**lf**Finally he called boy was I relieved**lf**Now I''m sorry but what can I say**lf**You love her much I can''t think straight**lf**Love her much you can''t think**lf****lf**What about people other than me? **lf**What about those with nothing to eat? **lf**How can I claim that life isn''t fair? **lf**What a pathetic sight I swear**lf**If I could kick I''d kick**lf**Myself of course and if**lf****lf**Listen to me look I know what I''m saying**lf**I''m sure Mary is as much to blame**lf**Well in that case**lf**Why won''t she answer the phone? **lf**Don''t try and tell me**lf**She''s not at home**lf**I''m sorry but what can I say**lf****lf**I''m sorry but what can I say**lf****lf**We''re sorry but what can I say**lf**I love her so much I can''t think**lf****lf**What are we doing? What have we done?**lf**What in the world is going on?**lf**Isn''t it crazy looking so fine**lf**Knowing that in as much time**lf**As it takes to make a drink**lf**We could all become as the dinosaur has**lf**Nothing but extinct**lf**And to top it all I hear**lf**That my rent is to be raised**lf****lf**So if you see Mary**lf**Will you tell her I called**lf**Tell her that I love her**lf**And I''m sorry that''s all**lf**And by the way thank you for being so kind**lf**If I''ve taken up too much of your time**lf**I''m sorry but what can I say**lf**I''m sorry but what can I say**lf**We''re sorry but what can I say**lf**I love her so much**lf**I can''t think**lf**Love her so much**lf**I can''t think straight