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Hello...Ooh, is Mary there?No, butWell, if you see MaryWill you tell her I called? Tell her that I love herAnd I''m sorry that''s allYou see we had our very first quarrel todayI got really angry and I slapped her faceNow I''m sorry but what can I sayI love her so muchI can''t think straightMy name is Peggy and I know how you feelSame thing that happened to you did to meI was so upset I couldn''t sleep for a weekFinally he called boy was I relievedNow I''m sorry but what can I sayYou love her much I can''t think straightLove her much you can''t thinkWhat about people other than me? What about those with nothing to eat? How can I claim that life isn''t fair? What a pathetic sight I swearIf I could kick I''d kickMyself of course and ifListen to me look I know what I''m sayingI''m sure Mary is as much to blameWell in that caseWhy won''t she answer the phone? Don''t try and tell meShe''s not at homeI''m sorry but what can I sayI''m sorry but what can I sayWe''re sorry but what can I sayI love her so much I can''t thinkWhat are we doing? What have we done?What in the world is going on?Isn''t it crazy looking so fineKnowing that in as much timeAs it takes to make a drinkWe could all become as the dinosaur hasNothing but extinctAnd to top it all I hearThat my rent is to be raisedSo if you see MaryWill you tell her I calledTell her that I love herAnd I''m sorry that''s allAnd by the way thank you for being so kindIf I''ve taken up too much of your timeI''m sorry but what can I sayI''m sorry but what can I sayWe''re sorry but what can I sayI love her so muchI can''t thinkLove her so muchI can''t think straight