Lyrics:

Verse 1**lf****lf**(One) Day When I Was Chillin'' In Kentucky Fried Chicken**lf**just Mindin'' My Business, Eatin'' Food And Finger Lickin''**lf**this Dude Walked In Lookin'' Strange And Kind Of Funny**lf**went Up To The Front With A Menu And His Money**lf**he Didn''t Walk Straight, Kind Of Side To Side**lf**he Asked This Old Lady, "yo, Yo, Um...is This Kentucky Fried"**lf**the Lady Said "yeah", Smiled And He Smiled Back**lf**he Gave A Quarter And His Order, Small Fries, Big Mac!**lf**you Be Illin''**lf****lf**verse 2**lf****lf**(To)day You Won A Ticket To See Doctor J**lf**front Row Seat (In Free!) No Pay**lf**radio In Hand, Snacks By Feet**lf**game''s About To Start, You Kickin'' Popcorn To The Beat**lf**you Finally Wake Up, Doc''s Gone To Town**lf**round His Back, Through The Hoop, Then You Scream "touchdown!"**lf**you Be Illin''**lf****lf**verse 3**lf****lf**the Other Day Around The Way I Seen You Illin'' At A Party**lf**drunk As Skunk You Illin'' Punk And In Your Left Hand Was Bacardi**lf**you Went Up To This Fly Girl And Said "yo, Yo, Can I Get This Dance"**lf**she Smelt Your Breath And Then She Left You Standin'' In Your Illin''**lf**stance**lf**you Be Illin''**lf****lf**verse 4**lf****lf**(For) Dinner, You Ate It, There Is None Left**lf**it Was Salty, With Butter And It Was Def**lf**you Proceeded To Eat It Cos You Was In The Mood**lf**but Holmes You Did Not Read It Was A Can Of Dog Food!**lf**you Be Illin''