Lyrics:

Sock it to me...**lf****lf**Floatin'' down the river**lf**With a saturated liver**lf**And I wish I could forgive her**lf**But I do believe she meant it**lf**When she told me to forget it**lf**And I bet she will regret it**lf**When they find me in the morning wet and drowned**lf**And the word gets ''round**lf**Goin'' down**lf**Goin'' down**lf****lf**Coming'' up for air**lf**It''s pretty stuffy under there**lf**I''d like to say I didn''t care**lf**But I forgot to leave a note**lf**And it''s so hard to stay afloat**lf**I''m soakin'' wet without a boat**lf**And I knew I should have taken off my shoes**lf**It''s front page news**lf**Goin'' down**lf**Goin'' down**lf****lf**I wish I had another drink**lf**It wouldn''t be so hard to sink**lf**I should have taken time to think**lf**Besides I got the picture straight**lf**She must have had another date**lf**I didn''t need this extra weight**lf**I wish that I could see the way to shore**lf**Don''t want no more**lf**Goin'' down**lf**I''m goin'' down**lf****lf**And now I see the life I led**lf**I slept it all away in bed**lf**I should have learned to swim instead**lf**And now it''s really got me stumped**lf**I can''t believe why I jumped**lf**I''d like to get my tummy pumped**lf**I can''t believe they drink this stuff in town**lf**This dirty brown**lf**Goin'' down**lf**Goin'' down**lf****lf**I wish I looked before I leaped**lf**I didn''t know it was so deep**lf**Been down so far I don''t get wet**lf**Haven''t touched the bottom yet**lf**This river scene is gettin'' old**lf**I''m hungry, sleepy, wet and cold**lf**She told me to forget it nice**lf**I should have taken her advice**lf**I only want to go on home**lf**I''d gladly leave that girl alone**lf**What a way to spend the night**lf**If I don''t drown, I''ll die of fright**lf**My pappy taught me how to float**lf**But I can''t swim a single note**lf**He threw me in to teach me how**lf**I stayed there floatin'' like a mama cow**lf**And now I''ve floated way down stream**lf**I know this has to be a dream**lf**If I could find my way to shore**lf**I''d never, never do this anymore**lf**I''ll give you three, I''ve been down nine**lf**I''m goin'' down just one more time.**lf**Goin'' down.**lf**Goin'' down.**lf****lf**Now the sky is gettin'' light**lf**An everything will be alright**lf**Think I finally got the knack**lf**Just floatin'' here lazy on my back**lf**I never really liked that town**lf**I think I''ll ride the river down**lf**Just movin'' slow and floatin'' free**lf**There''s a river swingin'' under me.**lf**Waving back to the folks on shore**lf**I should have thought of this before**lf**I''m floatin'' on down to New Orleans**lf**Goin'' to pick up on some swingin'' scenes**lf**I know I''ll know a better day**lf**I''ll go down groovin'' all the way**lf**Goin'' down**lf**Goin'' down