Lyrics:

I Heard He Was Gonna Marry Some Girl From Denver**lf**then My Sister Came Over, Had The Sunday Paper With Her**lf**there Was The Girl On The Social Page**lf**lookin'' In Love And All Engaged**lf**we Decided She Don''t Take A Very Good Picture**lf****lf**it May Be My Family''s Redneck Nature**lf**rubbin'' Off, Bringin'' Out Unlady-Like Behavior**lf**it Sure Ain''t Christian To Judge A Stranger**lf**but I Don''t Like Her**lf**she May Be A Stranger Who Spends All Winter**lf**bringin'' The Homeless Blankets And Dinner**lf**a Regular Nobel Peace Prize Winner**lf**but I Really Hate Her**lf**i''ll Think Of A Reason Later**lf****lf**i Drew Horns And Blacked Out Her Tooth With A Marker**lf**childish, Yes, But She Made Such A Thin Little Target**lf**i Couldn''t Be Happier On My Own**lf**but I''ve Got The Slightest Of A Jealous Bone**lf**and Seein'' Her With Him Tends To Enlarge It**lf****lf**it May Be My Family''s Redneck Nature**lf**rubbin'' Off, Bringin'' Out Unlady-Like Behavior**lf**it Sure Ain''t Christian To Judge A Stranger**lf**but I Don''t Like Her**lf**she May Be A Stranger Who Spends All Winter**lf**bringin'' The Homeless Blankets And Dinner**lf**a Regular Nobel Peace Prize Winner**lf**but I Really Hate Her**lf**i''ll Think Of A Reason Later**lf****lf**inside Her Head May Lay All The Answers**lf**for Curin'' Diseases From Baldness To Cancer**lf**salt Of The Earth And A Real Good Dancer**lf**but I Really Hate Her**lf**i''ll Think Of A Reason Later**lf****lf**(Spoken) Well, It Was Just One Tooth**lf**did I Mention I Don''t Particularly Care For Her**lf**she Makes Me Sick