Lyrics:

Pokemon''s A Silly Faze**lf**barney''s Now Just Purple Haze**lf**the Power Rangers Lost Their Will To Fight**lf****lf**yeah The Pigs In Space, They Rule The Sky**lf**and Oscar''s Still A Grouchy Guy**lf**and Animal Is Looking Dyno-Mite**lf****lf**oh Jim Henson''s Dead And Gone**lf**but His Muppets Will Live On**lf**and Kermit''s Still Hot, ''cause It''s Still Not**lf**easy Being, Green**lf****lf**bert Is Mad ''cause Ernie Can''t Hear**lf**with A Banana In His Ear**lf**they Must Learn How To Cooperate**lf****lf**yeah The Count Is Counting One Two Three**lf**and No One Laughs At Poor Fozzie**lf**and Scooter''s Pissed ''cause Raulf Is Always Late**lf****lf**oh Jim Henson''s Dead And Gone**lf**but His Muppets Will Live On**lf**and Kermit''s Still Hot, ''cause It''s Still Not**lf**easy Being 1 2 3 4 5, 6 7 8 9 10, 11, 12**lf****lf**now Miss Piggy''s Just A Big Slab Of Pork**lf**to The Swedish Chef Who Says "mmm, Pork Pork Pork"**lf**and Cookie Monster Wants Another, Bite**lf****lf**yeah And Big Bird Well He Just Can''t See**lf**why The Two Old Guys In The Balcony**lf**think Snufalufagus Is Out Of, Site**lf****lf**oh Jim Henson''s Dead And Gone**lf**but His Muppets Will Live On**lf**and Kermit''s Still Hot, ''cause It''s Still Not**lf**easy Being, Green**lf****lf**oh Jim Henson''s Dead And Gone**lf**but His Muppets Will Live On**lf**and Kermit''s Still Hot, ''cause It''s Still Not**lf**easy Being, Green**lf****lf**easy Being Green, No