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Once There Was This Kid Whogot Into An Accident And Couldn''t Come To Schoolbut When He Finally Came Backhis Hair Had Turned From Black Into Bright Whitehe Said That It Was From Whenthe Cars Had Smashed So Hardmmm Mmm Mmm Mmmmmm Mmm Mmm Mmmonce There Was This Girl Whowouldn''t Go And Change With The Girls In The Change Roombut When They Finally Made Herthey Saw Birth Marks All Over Her Bodyshe Couldn''t Quite Explain Itthey''d Always Just Been Theremmm Mmm Mmm Mmmmmm Mmm Mmm Mmmbut Both Girl And Boy Were Glad''cause One Kid Had It Worse Than That''cause Then There Was This Boy Whoseparents Made Him Come Directly Home Right After Schooland When They Went To Their Churchthey Shook And Lurched All Over The Church Floorhe Couldn''t Quite Explain Itthey''d Always Just Gone Theremmm Mmm Mmm Mmmmmm Mmm Mmm Mmm