Lyrics:

She showed her navel**lf**She wore the label**lf**She wore it thigh-high**lf****lf**Old-time sticky lipstick**lf**Knockin'' at my door**lf**I just turn up the hi-fi**lf****lf**Well, it''s a plain shame**lf**It took me all this time to learn**lf**(So long to love)**lf**Well it''s a plain shame**lf**No matter which way you turn**lf****lf**She''d like to taste me**lf**She''d like to waste me**lf**She''d like to see me sky-high**lf****lf**New York to Boston**lf**Same in Houston**lf**I just say bye-bye**lf****lf**Well, it''s a plain shame**lf**It took me all this time to learn**lf**Well it''s a plain shame**lf**No matter which way you turn**lf****lf**She said, ''I know it''s late to**lf**But I''d really like to play tunes**lf**On your**lf**Guitar''**lf****lf**''Let''s get arrested**lf**Want to be molested**lf**Who cares how old**lf**You are?''**lf****lf**Well it''s a plain shame**lf**It took me all this time to learn**lf**Yes,it''s a plain shame**lf**No matter which way you turn**lf****lf**Well, it''s a plain shame**lf**No matter which way you turn**lf**well it''s a plain shame**lf**It took me all this time to learn**lf**Well, it''s a plain shame**lf**No matter which way you turn