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What a surpriser Open your eyes, A Woman advisor The name of this entertainment is women lose weight Our first years of marriage everything was just great But after two kids and the weight gain factor The fact is now she's completely unattractive Look, fat chicks, I don't mean to sound rude I tell her nice hit the gym and don't eat so much food But no, 'You're shallow, you need to run the course of unconditional love and so forth' But how, If desire's not there that's just delayment Divorce is, child support, alimony payments My happiness I doubt discouraged So hurry for an easier way out of this marriage Meanwhile my secretary June, well groomed 'When you gonna leave your wife?' I tell her soon monny soon I assume Or my destiny is blue Interestingly the only thing left for me to do Is to kill her What a surpriser Open your eyes, A Woman advisor I'm going to have to kill her Of course there's laws which enforces divorces I'm send that ass right To the morgue miss My plans against or shenanigans kinda ran thin Knowing nothing about poisoning and I can't swim Bad intentions pumping, might as wall become numb Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong But the catch is do I have the nerve to dispatch this Who can I get to help me murder this fat chick? I guess I'll have to play a dude robbing On Wednesday the day she usually goes food shopping Anyway, long story shor; hit the side of her Chrysler And sent it clean over the divider You bastard she said as the wreck went tumbling down the hill I thought she has to be dead Later on, ger a call from a Lieutenant O'Rourke Had me leaping like a fro