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I took her out, it was a Friday night**lf**I wore cologne to get the feeling right**lf**We started making out and she took off my pants**lf**But then I turned on the TV**lf****lf**And that''s about the time she walked away from me**lf**Nobody likes you when you''re twenty-three**lf**And are still more amused by TV shows**lf**What the hell is ADD?**lf**My friends say I should act my age**lf**What''s my age again?**lf**What''s my age again?**lf****lf**Then later on, on the drive home**lf**I called her mom from a payphone**lf**I said I was the cops and your husband''s in jail**lf**The state looks down on sodomy**lf****lf**And that''s about the time that bitch hung up on me**lf**Nobody likes you when you''re twenty-three**lf**And are still more amused by prank phone calls**lf**What the hell is call ID?**lf**My friends say I should act my age**lf**What''s my age again?**lf**What''s my age again?**lf****lf**And that''s about the time she walked away from me**lf**Nobody likes you when you''re twenty-three**lf**And you still act like you''re in freshman year**lf**What the hell is wrong with me?**lf**My friends say I should act my age**lf**What''s my age again?**lf**That''s about the time that she broke up with me**lf**No one should take themselves so seriously**lf**With many years ahead to fall in line**lf**Why would you wish that on me?**lf**I never wanna act my age**lf**What''s my age again?**lf**What''s my age again?**lf****lf**What''s my age again?