Lyrics:

While I stood under your bedroom window**lf**Throwin'' up a brick**lf**No one came, I threw one more**lf**That really did the trick**lf**Your daddy came and banged my head**lf**He said what kind of man,**lf**Is this that''s hangin'' round my girl?**lf**Huh, he threw me in the can**lf**You''re a farmer''s daughter**lf**You''re a farmer''s daughter**lf**Why do I always get**lf**The kinda girl I didn''t ought to get**lf**I won''t get no more**lf**Eggs and water**lf**Now I''ve laid the farmer''s daughter**lf****lf**Imagine I was a full grown man**lf**And I could talk just right**lf**Could I come and see you here**lf**And do this every night?**lf**Wham!**lf**The door comes crashing down**lf**Your daddy''s face all pale**lf**Says ''come with me you hairy bum''**lf**''I''ll put you in my jail''**lf**You''re a judge''s daughter**lf**You''re a judge''s daughter**lf**Why do I always get the kinda girl**lf**I didn''t ought to get**lf**Now I''m getting**lf**Jail and torture**lf**''Cause I made**lf**The judge''s daughter**lf**(Yes I did)**lf**(It was nice)**lf****lf**Seems they''re screaming**lf**Law and order**lf**When I go with anyone''s daughter**lf****lf**Woman I should like some pease**lf**And daddy hold your tongue**lf**I think you''re gonna die of fright**lf**When I tell you what I''ve done**lf**I can hear your tales and lies**lf**You say I''m dumb and scraggy**lf**But man this dumb and scraggy**lf**Is your daughter''s baby''s daddy**lf**She''s a lucky daughter**lf**Such a lucky daughter**lf**Why did I always get**lf**The kinda girl I didn''t wanna get**lf**Now I''ve got what I always fought for**lf**''Cause I married a rich man''s daughter**lf**(What do you think of that