Lyrics:

While I stood under your bedroom windowThrowin'' up a brickNo one came, I threw one moreThat really did the trickYour daddy came and banged my headHe said what kind of man,Is this that''s hangin'' round my girl?Huh, he threw me in the canYou''re a farmer''s daughterYou''re a farmer''s daughterWhy do I always getThe kinda girl I didn''t ought to getI won''t get no moreEggs and waterNow I''ve laid the farmer''s daughterImagine I was a full grown manAnd I could talk just rightCould I come and see you hereAnd do this every night?Wham!The door comes crashing downYour daddy''s face all paleSays ''come with me you hairy bum''''I''ll put you in my jail''You''re a judge''s daughterYou''re a judge''s daughterWhy do I always get the kinda girlI didn''t ought to getNow I''m gettingJail and torture''Cause I madeThe judge''s daughter(Yes I did)(It was nice)Seems they''re screamingLaw and orderWhen I go with anyone''s daughterWoman I should like some peaseAnd daddy hold your tongueI think you''re gonna die of frightWhen I tell you what I''ve doneI can hear your tales and liesYou say I''m dumb and scraggyBut man this dumb and scraggyIs your daughter''s baby''s daddyShe''s a lucky daughterSuch a lucky daughterWhy did I always getThe kinda girl I didn''t wanna getNow I''ve got what I always fought for''Cause I married a rich man''s daughter(What do you think of that