Lyrics:

Well, my name is a number

it's on a piece of plastic film,

and I've been growing funny flowers outside

on my little window sill



Don't you know,

I'm a 2000 man

and my kids, they just don't

understand me at all



You know my wife still respects me

even though I really misuse her

and I'm having an affair,

with a random computer



Don't you know,

I'm a 2000 man

and my kids, they just don't

understand me at all



oh, daddy, proud of your planet

oh, mommy proud of her son