Lyrics:

Now Here&ampapos;s A Little Story**lf**to Tell It Is A Must**lf**about An Unsung Hero**lf**that Moves Away Your Dust**lf****lf**some People Make A Fortune**lf**others Earn A Mint**lf**my Old Man Don&ampapos;t Earn Much**lf**in Fact He&ampapos;s Flippin&ampapos; Skint**lf****lf**oh, My Old Man&ampapos;s A Dustman**lf**he Wears A Dustman&ampapos;s Hat**lf**he Wears Cor-Blimey Trousers**lf**and He Lives In A Council Flat**lf****lf**he Looks A Proper Nana**lf**in His Great Big Hobnail Boots**lf**he&ampapos;s Got Such A Job To Pull Them Up**lf**that He Calls &ampapos;em Daisy Roots**lf****lf**some Folks Give Tips At Christmas**lf**and Some Of Them Forget**lf**so When He Picks Their Bins Up**lf**he Spills Some On The Step**lf****lf**now One Old Man Got Nasty**lf**and To The Council Wrote**lf**next Time My Old Man Went &ampapos;round There**lf**he Punched Him Up The Throat**lf****lf**oh My Old Man&ampapos;s A Dustman**lf**he Wears A Dustman&ampapos;s Hat**lf**he Wears Cor-Blimey Trousers**lf**and He Lives In A Council Flat**lf****lf**lonnie I Say, I Say, Les. **lf**les Yes **lf**lonnie I, Er, I Found A Police Dog In My Dustbin**lf**les Well How Do You Do Know He&ampapos;s A Police Dog**lf**lonnie He Had A Policeman With Him**lf****lf**though My Old Man&ampapos;s A Dustman**lf**he&ampapos;s Got An &ampapos;eart Of Gold**lf**he Got Married Recently**lf**though He&ampapos;s Eighty-Six Years Old**lf****lf**we Said &ampapos;&ampapos;ere, Hang On, Dad,**lf**you&ampapos;re Getting Past Your Prime&ampapos;**lf**he Said &ampapos;well, When You Get To My Age**lf**it Helps To Pass The Time.&ampapos;**lf****lf**oi! My Old Man&ampapos;s A Dustman**lf**he Wears A Dustman&ampapos;s Hat**lf**he Wears Cor-Blimey Trousers**lf**and He Lives In A Council Flat**lf****lf**lonnie I Say, I Say, I Say! **lf**les Huh**lf**lonnie My Dustbin&ampapos;s Full Of Lilies.**lf**les Well Throw &ampapos;em Away Then!**lf**lonnie I Can&ampapos;t Lily&ampapos;s Wearing Them.**lf****lf**now One Day Whilst In A Hurry**lf**he Missed A Lady&ampapos;s Bin**lf**he Hadn&ampapos;t Gone But A Few Yards**lf**when She Chased After Him**lf****lf**&ampapos;what Game Do You Think You&ampapos;re Playing&ampapos;**lf**she Cried Right From The &ampapos;eart**lf**&ampapos;you&ampapos;ve Missed Me, Am I Too Late&ampapos;**lf**&ampapos;no, Jump Up On The Cart!&ampapos;**lf****lf**oi! My Old Man&ampapos;s A Dustman**lf**he Wears A Dustman&ampapos;s Hat**lf**he Wears Cor-Blimey Trousers**lf**and He Lives In A Council Flat**lf****lf**lonnie I Say, I Say, I Say!**lf**les Not You Again!**lf**lonnie My Dustbin&ampapos;s Absolutely Full With Toadstools.**lf**les How Do You Know It&ampapos;s Full**lf**lonnie &ampapos;cause There&ampapos;s Not Mushroom Inside.**lf****lf**he Found A Tiger&ampapos;s Head One Day**lf**nailed To A Piece Of Wood**lf**the Tiger Looked Like Miserable**lf**but I Suppose He Should**lf****lf**just Then From Out A Window**lf**a Voice Began To Wail**lf**it Said &ampapos;oi! Where&ampapos;s Me Tiger&ampapos;s Head&ampapos;**lf**&ampapos;four Foot From His Tail.&ampapos;**lf****lf**oh My Old Man&ampapos;s A Dustman**lf**he Wears A Dustman&ampapos;s Hat**lf**he Wears Cor-Blimey Trousers**lf**and He Lives In A Council Flat**lf****lf**next Time You See A Dustman**lf**looking All Pale And Sad**lf**don&ampapos;t Kick Him In The Dustbin**lf**it Might Be My Old Dad