Lyrics:

Truck you, Australia Felix
Truck you, the sheep's back
Truck you, Tasmania
Truck you, Big Mac

I drive a truck

Truck you, scotch and soda
Truck you, the underground
Truck you, the enigmatic coda
Truck you, lost and found

I drive a truck

Truck you, cunt burger cheese
Truck you, pubic hair
Truck you, 'If you please'
Truck you, five bucks a pair

I drive a truck
I drive a truck

Truck you, inspiration (I drive a)
Truck you, across the nation (I drive a)
Truck you, Olivia Newton-John (I drive a)
Truck you, oh, I got a schlong (I drive a)

I drive a truck
I drive a truck
I drive a truck
I drive a truck