Lyrics:

I'm a bogan, baby, always was
I'm only happy when I punch a mod
And in walked a pine-haired turd
I looked at my mates, said, 'Thank you, God'
Dyed black hair, done all spiky
I saw him laugh when they played Bon Jovi
Had a jacket on just like a bikie
If there's a bigger mod, could you please show me?
(Jumped up little bludger)

Me and my mates were gathered 'round
What was on? Well, nothing much
Had me a pair of mockers on
My denims nearly crushed my crutch
Thought that we'd go into town
But then I said, 'Well, what the fuck?'
Fosters car park, I've always found
Just hang out there and I'm in luck

Snot-nosed, jumped up little bludger
When I see you, wanna punch ya

We followed him out of the pub
Told him, 'Rock and roll will never die'
Then down on the dirty bitumen
Me mates and I showed him just why

Do you wanna die for art?
If you wear black leather pants
Come on down to Fosters car park
Me and the boys give you your chance

Snot-nosed, jumped up little bludger
When I see you, wanna punch ya