Lyrics:

I know how to cheat at Tattslotto
I got a great idea for a song
I know the truth about Marilyn Monroe
I can prove Einstein's theory wrong

I can predict mankind's fate
I know where there's oil in Bass Strait
All the deserts I could irrigate
All the poor I could emancipate

But that's not what motivates me
I'm interested in apathy

Apathy, apathy, apathy
Apathy, apathy, apathy

I've got the cure for all known disease
I can make money grow on trees
I know how to stop terrorism
I know one of the guys in TISM

But that's not what motivates me
I'm interested in apathy

Apathy, apathy, apathy
Apathy, apathy, apathy

That's not what motivates me (Apathy)
Enough of this petty stuff for me (Apathy)
Not interested in pedantry (Apathy)
I'm interested in apathy (Apathy)
Apathy (Apathy)
Apathy (Apathy)
Apathy (Apathy)

Apathy, apathy
Apathy, apathy
Apathy, apathy
Apathy, apathy
Apathy, apathy
Apathy, apathy
Apathy, apathy
Apathy, apathy
Apathy

Well, here we are at the last verse (At the last verse)
I've lost interest