Lyrics:

Come home tired
What a day I've had
News ain't good
From Stalingrad
I've been busy
Protecting the German race
So, come on, baby
Defecate on my face

So, come on, baby, send it on down
Bend over, Braun, and gimme your brown
There's trouble brewing in the Warsaw Pact
So hurry up, Eva, and move your digestive tract

Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face

Get to the bunker
Looks like a stye
Turn on the TV
It's all one big lie
Here, Eva
Have these prunes to chew
We have ways
Of making you poo

So, come on, baby, send it on down
Bend over, Braun, and gimme your brown
There's trouble brewing in the Warsaw Pact
So hurry up, Eva, and move your digestive tract

Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face

Yesterday, my troubles seemed so far away
Yesterday, my troubles seemed so far away
Yesterday, yesterday, yesterday, yesterday
Yesterday, yesterday, yesterday, yesterday

Here come the Russians
It's near the end
Proud to say that my girl
Never used an S-bend
What's that, Eva?
Your bowel is on strike?
Then it's all over
For my Third Reich

So, come on, baby, send it on down
Bend over, Braun, and gimme your brown
There's trouble brewing in the Warsaw Pact
So hurry up, Eva, and move your digestive tract

Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face