Lyrics:

If you're havin' trouble with the high school head / huh, huh, huh, huh
He's givin' you the blues / huh, huh, huh
You wanna graduate, but not in his bed / huh, huh, huh, huh
Here's whatcha gotta do / huh, huh, huh
Pick up the phone, I'm always home / huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh
Call me anytime / huh, huh, huh
Just ring: three-six-two-four-three-six-oh
I lead a life of crime

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

You got problems in your life of love / huh, huh, huh, huh
You got a broken heart / huh, huh, huh
He's double-dealin' with your best friend / huh, huh, huh, huh, huh
That's when the teardrops start, Fella / huh, huh, huh
Pick up the phone, I'm here alone/ huh, huh, huh, huh, huh
Or make a social call / huh, huh, huh, huh
Come right in, we'll get 'round him
We'll have ourselves a ball, eh

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap, oohh
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Whoa yeah

If you got a lady and you want her gone / huh, huh, huh, huh
But you ain't got the guts / huh, huh, huh, huh
She keeps naggin' at you night 'n' day / huh, huh, huh, huh
Enough to drive you nuts / huh, huh, huh, huh
Pick up the phone, leave her alone / huh, huh, huh, huh
It's time you made a stand / huh, huh, huh, huh
For a fee, I'm happy to be
Your backdoor man, hey

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap, yeah
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

Concrete shoes
Cyanide
T.N.T
Done dirt cheap
Ooh! Neckties
Contracts
High voltage
Done dirt cheap, aeh

Dirty deeds, do anything you want me to, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, dirty deeds, dirty deeds, done dirt cheap

Yaaah