Lyrics:

I'm a friend of Mr. Pastry
I'm a friend of Allen Jones
I'm a friend of Shirley Bassey
I'm a friend of your chromosomes
I'm a friend of Stuart Sutcliffe
I'm a friend of Michael Miles
I'm a friend of Jim Morrison
I'm a friend of Nobby Stiles
I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend
(Friend of a friend)
I'm a friend of a friend but you don't know me
(Don't know me)
I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend
(Friend of a friend)
And if I come on the night
Can I get in free?
I'm a friend of Michael Jackson
I'm a friend of Mr Spock
I'm a frend of Dr Kildare
I'm a friend of The Woodentops
I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend
(Friend of a friend)
I'm a friend of a friend but you don't know me
(Don't know me)
I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend
(Friend of a friend)
And if I come on the night
Can I get in free?
I'm an old friend of Charles Hawtrey
I'm a friend of Michael Caine
I'm a friend of Stanley Spencer
I'm a friend of Big John Wayne
I'm a friend of Stevie Wonder
I'm a friend of Eric Fromm
I'm a friend of Bryan Ferry
I'm a friend of Terence Stamp
I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend
(Friend of a friend)
I'm a friend of a friend but you don't know me
(Don't know me)
I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend
(Friend of a friend)
And if I come on the night
Can I get in free?
(There are several other, older versions of Friends, all with different 'friends'.)