Lyrics:

D = Doug E Fresh
r = Mc Ricky D (Aka Slick Rick)
b = Both
g = Get Fresh Crew

intro

ladies And Gentleman...the Most Exciting Stage Show You've Ever
witnessed...appearing Live...doug E Fresh And The Get Fresh Crew.

verse 1

r Excuse Me Doug E Fresh...
d Yes!
r Have You Ever Seen A Show With Fellas On The Mic
with One Minute Rhymes That Don't Come Out Right
they Bite
d They Never Write
r That's Not Polite. Am I Lyin'
d No, You're Quite Right
r Well Tonight On This Very Mic You're About To Hear
b We Swear, The Best Darn Rappers Of The Year
r So!
d So!
r Cheerio!
d Yell...
r Scream...
b Bravo! Also, If You Didn't Know This Is Called The Show

verse 2

r A-Yo, Doug
d What
r Put Ya Bally's On
d Yo, Rick, I Was About To But I Need A Shoehorn
r Why
d Because These Shoes Always Hurt My Corns
r Six Minutes...six Minutes...six Minutes Doug E Fresh, You're On
uh Uh On, Uh Uh On, Uh Uh-Uh Uh-Uh Uh Uh On
uh Uh On, Uh Uh On, Uh Uh-Uh Uh-Uh Uh Uh On
ooh Ooh Ooh, Uh Uh On

d Here We Go...
g Here We Go...
d Come On...
g Come On...
d A-Here We Go...
g Here We Go...
d Come On...
g Come On...

d Yo! Where's Will And Barr
r Well I Don't Know, They're Late
told Em Them The Time...oh, I Forgot The Date
d Man You Did It Again, Oh No!
g No, Here We Go, Come On
here We Go, Come On
here We Go, Did We Miss The Show
d Nuh, Nuh Na Nana No We Didn't
r Word
d Nuh Nana Nana Nana, No We Didn't
r W-W-W-Word
d No We Didn't
r Well Don't Get Us Wrong
'scuse Me Doug E, 'scuse Me Doug E,
'scuse Me Doug E Fresh, You're On
uh Uh On...

verse 3

d Well It Started Up On 8th Avenue
when I Made Up The Name Called The...
g Get Fresh Crew!
d It Was Me, My Two Dj's Chill Will And Barry B
and My Right Hand Man Ricky D
i Used To Rap And Sing, Makes Sounds And Things
and For Example, Here's A Telephone Ring...

r Hello Is Doug E Fresh In
d No, He's Not In Right Now

d But Anyway, No More Delay
just Check Out The New Style I Display
now Ya Gotta Be (Fresh)
to Rock With (Fresh)
and I'm D.o.u.g.i.e (Fresh)
and I'm Known For The... [fx Doug E Style Beatbox]
not For The... [fx Fat Boys Style Beatbox]
the Human Beatbox Or The Entertainer
no Other Title Could Fit Me Plainer
in A Passing Generation I Am A Remainer
and I'm Also Known As The Beatbox Trainer
cashin' Checks, Make Sound Fx
and After I Finish Rockin' Slick Rick Is On Next
r Ya Know It
d Slick Rick...
r Well, Here's A Little Somethin' That Needs To Be Heard
doug, I Was Goin' Downtown
d Word Rick
r Word
d Sure
r All Alone, No-One To Be With
stepped On The D-Train At 205th
i Saw A Pretty Girl
d So
r So I Sat Beside Her
then She Went [fx Roar] Like She Was Tony The Tiger
i Said, Oh No, There's Been A Mistake
honey, My Name's Slick Rick Not Frostie Flakes
d Oh, Golly Wally
r She Was Raisin' Hell
she Said, Oh My Name Is Maggie But Call Me Michelle
michelle, Ma Belle
sont Les Mots Qui Vont, Tres Bien Ensemble
tres Bien Ensemble
bust A Move, We Show And Prove
a-Yo Doug, Do That Record Jam On The Groove

outro

d As You Can See, Most Definitely
we Are (Fresh)
chill Will (Fresh)
barry B Is (Fresh)
ricky D Is (Fresh)
and I Am, The Original Human Beatbox
the Entertainer, Doug E.... (Fresh)