Lyrics:
Hey you guys, I just wanted to thank you for listening to the record and I hope you had as much fun as I did and here's one last little diddy just for you.I used to ride my big wheel, and sell lemonade,Eat popcorn with grandpa while we watched the paradeBut now I'm only happy when I'm drinking J.D.What the hell happened to me?I used to have fun throwing snowballs with my best friend BillyAnd Mom would make us cocoa if we got too chillyBut now I only get excited when I see a girl peeWhat the hell happened to me?I used to be the nicest kid in the neighborhoodI only did the things that Momma said I shouldBut now I just do whatever I wantI even whipped it out in a restaurantI used to help clean the park in the middle of townAnd then played kickball til the sun went downBut now all I do is get VD,What the hell happened to me?It makes no senseI can't believe I ended on meI'm out of my gourdWon't somebody please, help me?A do-do-do-do doo a do-do waa do-do-we-ohI'm kind of a wierdo