Lyrics:

Now My Life Is Easy
my Life Ain't Hard
i'm Gonna Spend All Day
in My Fuckin' Backyard
i Ain't Got No Money
hell, I Don't Care
my Parents Let Me Use Their Credit Card

i've Got Nowhere To Go
just Hang Out On The Street
my Folks Say I've Got No Ambition
at Least I Give A Shit
about The Stuff I Eat
yeah! I Care About Nutrition

tried To Get A Job
at The Retail Store
but I Could Not Stand The Competition
now I Spend All My Time
hangin' Out At The Shore
givin' Myself A Skin Condition

i've Got Nowhere To Go
just Movin' On My Feet
people Say I've Got No Ambition
at Least I Give A Shit
about The Stuff I Eat
yeah! I Care About Nutrition

sometimes I Get Upset
when I See On The Tv
all Them People In This World
that Is Starvin'
but There's Nothin' In This World
that Could Possibly Bother Me
when I Smell The Turkey Dad Is Carvin'

boy I'm Starving
christ I'm Starving!

my Folks Said
i Gotta Get Myself A Job
'cause They Ain't Gonna Support Me
well, If All I Am To Them
is Just Some Lazy Slob
why Didn't They Abort Me

i Guess I'll Just Hang Out
on Broad And South
livin' By My Intuition
at Least I Give A Shit
what I Put Into My Mouth
yeah! I Care About Nutrition

nutrition
it's Good For Me
nutrition
i've Got Vitamin C
i Care (X3)
i Give A Healthy Shit
and Mom And Dad Say If I Eat All Of My Food
i Can Go To The Hard Core Show And See F.o.d.