Lyrics:

Is This The In Place To Be
what Am I Doing Here
watching The Girls Go By
spending Money On...

sleep All Day
it's The Only Way
i'm A Parasite
i Creep About At Night

night Club, Is This The In Place To Be
night Club, What Am I Doing Here
night Club, Watching The Girls Go By
spending Money On...

hey, Hey, I Don't Work
'cause I Don't Have To
i Don't Have To Work
there's No, No Work To Do

night Club, I'm A Member Of The Night Club
night Club, A Fully Paid Up Member Of The Night Club

so I Can't Dance In A Club Like This
all The Girls Are Sluts
and The Beer Tastes Just Like Piss

i'm A Parasite
i Creep About At Night.
i'm A Member Of The Night Club
a Fully Paid Up Member Of The Night Club

night Club, Is This The In Place To Be
night Club, What Am I Doing Here
night Club, Watching The Girls Go By
spending Money On Beer