Lyrics:

Album: Saarbrucken (1991)

Hey there, people, I am Bobby Brown
They say I am the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth are shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I'm at a famous school
I am dressin' sharp 'n' I am
actin' cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work 'n' maybe later I will rape her

Oh God I'm the American dream
I don't think I am too extreme
An' I am a handsome sonofabitch
I am going to get a good job 'n' be real rich

(get a good
get a good
get a good
get a good job)

Women's Liberation
Came creepin' across the nation
I tell you people I was not ready
When I f*cked this dyke by the name of Freddie
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say 'when'
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
I guess it is still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

Oh God I'm the American dream
But now I smell like Vaseline
An' I am a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a boy or a lady...I do not know which

(I wonder wonder
wonder wonder)

So I went out 'n' bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but I am still kinda cute
Got a job doin' radio promo
An' none of the jocks can even tell I am a homo
Eventually me 'n' a friend
Sorta drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
'Long as I gets a little golden shower

Oh God I'm the American dream
With a spindle up my butt until it makes me scream
An' I will do anything to get a head
I lay awake nights sayin', 'Thank you, Fred!'
Oh God, oh God, I am so fantastic!
Thanks to Freddie, I am a sexual spastic
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I am goin down,
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I am goin down,
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I am goin down....