Lyrics:

Tell me, milk cow, what on earth is wrong with you?
Milk cow, what on earth is wrong with you?
Now you had a little new calf and your milk is turning blue

Now your calf is hungry. I believe he needs a suck
Now your calf is hungry. I believe he needs a suck
But your milk is turning blue. I believe he's outta luck

Now I feel like milking him... my cow won't come
I feel like churning and my milk won't turn
I'm crying please, please don't do me wrong
If you see my milk cow, baby now, please drive her home

My milk cow been rambling for miles around
My milk cow been rambling for miles around
Well, now, can you suck on some other man's bull cow
In this strange man's town...