Lyrics:

Today's Special Is Memphis Soul Stew
we Sell So Much Of This, People Wonder What We Put In It
we Gonna Tell You Right Now
give Me About A Half A Teacup Of Bass
(Bass Riff)
now I Need A Pound Of Fatback Drums
(Drum Riff)
now Give Me 4 Tablespoons Of Boiling Memphis Guitars
this Goin' Taste Alright
(Guitar Riff)
now Just A Little Pinch Of Organ
(Organ Riff)
now Give Me A Half A Pint Of Horn
(Sax Riff)
place On The Burner And Bring To A Boil
that's It, That's It, That's It Right There.
now Beat, Well.
(All Instrumental Hell Breaks Loose)