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FZ--lead guitar, computer-synth, vocal Ike Willis--rhythm guitar, synth, vocal Mike Keneally--rhythm guitar, synth, vocal Bobby Martin--keyboards, vocal Ed Mann--vibes, marimba, electronic percussion Walt Fowler--trumpet, flugel horn, synth Bruce Fowler--trombone Paul Carman--alto sax, soprano sax, baritone sax Albert Wing--tenor sax Kurt McGettrick--baritone sax, bass sax, contrabass clarinet Scott Thunes--electric bass, Minimoog Chad Wackerman--drums, electronic percussion
Syria Mosque, Pittsburgh February 25, 1988
My name is Swaggart I am an asshole All my friends, They call me 'Jim' (Hi, Jim!) I'm from Louisiana, I make lots of money, But I fucked up And commited a sin
Come out here to Californy, Just to find me Some pretty girls (No shit!) The ones I seen Gets me so horny; Ruby lips, 'N teeth like pearls!
Wanna love 'em all! In the name of Jesus! Wanna pretty girl-- I'll even pay! I'll buy 'em furs! I'll buy 'em jewelry! I'll never fuck them; Here's what I say:
I'm lonesome Cowboy Jim! (Speakin' atcha!) I only give 'em the tips of him! (Posin' atcha!) My cowboy pants, My cowboy dance, My bold advance, On this here prostitute . . . Yodel-oh-oo-pee-hey Yodel-oh-oo-pee!
(He's lonesome Cowboy Jim Look at the tip of him!) Come on in this place, 'N I'll buy you a taste, You can sit on my face-- Where's my prostitute/waitress?
Swaggart, Swaggart redneck (thank you!) Swaggart, Swaggart redneck (yessir!)
I'm an awful nice guy! (so you say) I sweat all day in the sun! (oh yeah, yeah) I'm a preacher by trade, Quite a bundle like me, And I'm a feature ol' mumble-mumble Son-of-a-gun! (He's a unionized roofin' old Son-of-a-gun!) Fill in the blank!
When I get off, I get, When I get off, I get, When . . . I, I, I, I, And then, Sharkey says: When I get off (pfft!) I get sinful (Just the tip! Only the tip now, come on) I spoo Till I goo On the rug Then I find me Some eighteen ninety-five Luiann--, Louisiana style prostitute And make her do pornographic stunts while I watch And I have So much fun Jay-zus! Jay-zus! (Pornographic stunts and I have so much fun) (What?)
I huff And I puff (Hratche-plche Hratche-plche) And I pump up my sanctified erection Till my cheeks Puff up An' turn red Along with my neck (Say, varmint!) I drool On my shirt Takes a little while before I squirt But I've been doin' it for twenty years and they haven't caught me yet UH-OH! Made a mistake this time! Now I've sinned Everybody! (What an asshole!) Made a mistake and I sinned, uh! Made a mistake and I sinned, ow! Made a mistake and I sinned, what? Made a mistake and I sinned
Lonesome Cowboy Jim! (Sinnin' atcha!) Come smell this fringe-y shirt! (Grinnin' atcha!) My cowboy pants, My cowboy dance, My bold advance, On this here prostitute . . . Yodel-oh-oo-pee-yeh Yodel-oh-oo-pee!
(HE'S LONESOME COWBOY JIM/SCOTT, BOO-HOO-HOO-HOO Don't you dare to laugh at him/swat) (Oh, tune me in now) Come on in this place, An' I'll buy you a taste, 'N you can sit on my face-- Where's my prostitute?
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