Lyrics:

He's as tall as a redwood tree
He weighs thirty thousand tons
And he has the thorns of a hedgehog
Those are petty details, Carrus
I want you to understand his rather 'special talents'
First of all, he has the strength of ten monsters
With one blow he can destroy the Empire State Building
With another, the highest peaks of Mount Everest would fall

This just in: we have unconfirmed reports that Tokyo is under attack
By a 50-foot man with a white face?
A chicken bucket on his head, uh, carrying an enormous guitar
According to this report, whenever he plays a note
The sonic waves cause whole buildings to explode
Streets to buckle and split and vehicles to fly about like toys
I COME IN PEACE
I COME IN PEACE
I COME IN PEACE
The Defence Command has ordered all citizens to
Evacuate immediately!
People from sector 4 please report to the bus depot in sector 3
Sector 5 proceed in an orderly fashion to sector 6
Sector 1 and 2 board the bullet train without delay, wait!
We have visual contact. Look at the size of those shoes!
Who is this giant? Where did he come from? Where is he going?
What's he playing? What's he saying? Run for your lives!
I COME IN PEACE
I COME IN PEACE
I COME IN PEACE

I COME IN PEACE
I COME IN PEACE
I COME IN PEACE
It seems that this gargantuan figure is only
Destroying chicken outlets
The liberated chickens appear to be following him
A white wave of feathered friends
I-isn't this the year of the rooster?
And here come the children following close behind, huh!
They're all headed toward a gigantic fortified chicken coop on
Mount Fuji!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haah!

Aaaah! I screwed up!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haah, wipeout