Lyrics:

I woke up feeling so good
I think Id better call in sick
I need a personal trainer
To help me hold my drink
I plan to be spontaneous
Next time we meet
Im putting off procrastinating
Until next week

Ill get onto it
When I give a shit

I must invite my vegan neighbours
Round for a barbeque
Ill go on a liver cleansing diet
Cos I got lots of drinking to do
I need a mentor
To help me with my self-motivating
The weathers too good to possibly
Contemplate doing a thing

Ill get onto it
When I give a shit
Just wait a bit
Till I give a shit
This time its legit, my sins Ill admit, I promise Ill quit, Ill get myself fit
Ill get onto it

Too much focus leads to tunnel vision
Too much faith leads to Religion
Too much knowledge leads to confusion
Too many guitar lessons lead to jazz-fusion

Ill get onto it
When I give a shit
Just wait a bit
Till I give a shit
Im going to commit, Ill chew on the bit, The next ones a hit, Thats a definite
Ill get onto it