Lyrics:

I woke up feeling so good
I think I'd better call in sick
I need a personal trainer
To help me hold my drink
I plan to be spontaneous
Next time we meet
I'm putting off procrastinating
Until next week
I'll get onto it
When I give a shit

I must invite my vegan neighbours
'Round for a barbeque
I'll go on a liver cleansing diet
'Cause I got lots of drinking to do
I need a mentor to help me
With my self-motivating
The weather's too good to possibly
Contemplate doing a thing
I'll get onto it
When I give a shit
Just wait a bit
Till I give a shit
This time it's legit
My sins I'll admit
I promise I'll quit
I'll get myself fit
I'll get onto it

Too much focus leads to tunnel vision
Too much faith leads to Religion
Too much knowledge leads to confusion
Too many guitar lessons lead to jazz fusion

I'll get onto it
When I give a shit
Just wait a bit
Till I give a shit
I'm going to commit
I'll chew on the bit
The next one's a hit
That's a definite
I'll get onto it